MY OUT-OF-OFFICE IS CURRENTLY ON HIGH ALERT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I desire my afternoon dose of brew like a individual needs oxygen. Truly, the thought of starting my day without it gives me unease. Latte doesn't influence much, as long as that bitter flavor get more info touches my mouth. It's not just a drink, it's fuel for my being. I am a creature of custom, and that habit is m